It seems so many sea stories lately have pretained to eggs???
God knows why? - Anyway here's mine:
<INSERT HEADER> This is a no sh*ter....
My friend told me this one,  In his berthing, there was a particularly
nasty LPO.  This fellow pissed off someone sufficiently to cause him
to place a raw egg in said LPOs boondockers.  At reveile the next
morning, the LPO "discovered" the egg.  He held everyone at quarters
for an extended time under threat that they would remain there until
the perp came forward.  All was silent until one of the sailors piped
up, "Maybe a chicken laid it in your shoe".  The resultant mirth
somewhat detracted from the gravity of the situation.

Ciao,

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