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1. A man to a woman: "Dear please do not clean the room, I'll do it by
myself." (LOL)
2. A woman to a man: "You are really handsome."
3. A man to a woman: "I have another girlfriend who is more beautiful than
you"
4. A woman to a man: "Dear, You can go abroad with your friends if you
wish"
5. A man to a woman: "You are cleverer than me" LOL
A man to his wife: Darling, please don't get up today, I'll bring you
your breakfast to your bed and today I'll do the housekeeping
following the perfect wife's guide ;) LOL
> 1. A man to a woman: "Dear please do not clean the room, I'll do it by
> myself." (LOL)
> 2. A woman to a man: "You are really handsome."
> 3. A man to a woman: "I have another girlfriend who is more beautiful than
> you"
> 4. A woman to a man: "Dear, You can go abroad with your friends if you
> wish"
> 5. A man to a woman: "You are cleverer than me" LOL
> have fun
> Elham
> On Tue, Jun 9, 2009 at 3:43 PM, claire <claireletour...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Dear all,
> > Now here's a challenge for you if you're interested,not busy,not lazy
> > or not dreamy.LOL
> > Please name 5 things which you don't usually hear a woman say to a man
> > or vice versa.
> > For example,
> > 'No,thanks.I don't like chocolate.'(a woman to a man)
> > 'I see Brad Pitt has a new film out.Would you like to go to the cinema
> > tonight and see it?'(a man to a woman)
> > I've got the answers from a textbook,but I'll only reveal them after I
> > get some responses from you!;)
> > Thank you in advance and nice day!
> > Claire
> --
> "When you know what you want,and you want it badly enough,you'll find a way
> to get it."
> "Successful leaders have the courage to take action while others hesitate."
If you wanna you can go to party with my friend dear (a woman to a man) you can be with a young girl when I old darling (a woman to a man) you are like a computer because u are so intelligent my dear (a man to a woman) I hate from your mother (a man to a woman) Don't leave me please, I'll give you my all wealth (a man to a woman)
I haven't forgotten what I promised to do even though it was so long ago!
Five things you don't usually hear a woman say to a man:
1 'No thanks.I don't like chocolate.' 2 'I know it's our anniversary next Saturday,but let's not go out.Let's stay in and watch Cup Final on TV.' 3 'I want to buy a new car-I really like the new BMW.It's got fuel injection and does 180 kilometres an hour.' 4 'I'm glad you like beer.I love men with fat stomachs-I find them very attractive.' 5 'Don't worry,I wasn't expecting a present.I don't like presents anyway.'
Five things you don't hear a man say to a woman:
1 'I see Brad Pitt has a new film out.Would you like to go to the cinema tonight and see it?' 2 'I'm completely lost,so I'll stop and ask the woman over there for directions.' 3 'I thought the sheets needed changing,so I put them in the washing machine.' 4 'I think the red dress suits you,but take your time.There are lots of other shops we can try.' 5 'I really admire the way you can go to work,run the house,and bring up the children so well.'
Men and women live on the same planet,but different worlds,don't we?;)
Nice day to us all! Claire
On Jun 15, 9:34 am, Anu <anubarth...@gmail.com> wrote:
On Thu, Jun 25, 2009 at 4:09 PM, claire <claireletour...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Dear all,
> I haven't forgotten what I promised to do even though it was so long
> ago!
> Five things you don't usually hear a woman say to a man:
> 1 'No thanks.I don't like chocolate.'
> 2 'I know it's our anniversary next Saturday,but let's not go
> out.Let's stay in and watch Cup Final on TV.'
> 3 'I want to buy a new car-I really like the new BMW.It's got fuel
> injection and does 180 kilometres an hour.'
> 4 'I'm glad you like beer.I love men with fat stomachs-I find them
> very attractive.'
> 5 'Don't worry,I wasn't expecting a present.I don't like presents
> anyway.'
> Five things you don't hear a man say to a woman:
> 1 'I see Brad Pitt has a new film out.Would you like to go to the
> cinema tonight and see it?'
> 2 'I'm completely lost,so I'll stop and ask the woman over there for
> directions.'
> 3 'I thought the sheets needed changing,so I put them in the washing
> machine.'
> 4 'I think the red dress suits you,but take your time.There are lots
> of other shops we can try.'
> 5 'I really admire the way you can go to work,run the house,and bring
> up the children so well.'
> Men and women live on the same planet,but different worlds,don't we?;)
> Nice day to us all!
> Claire
> On Jun 15, 9:34 am, Anu <anubarth...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Great Pablo,
How did you do on your ILETS last Saturday,Serdar?
I still feel quite sorry that I couldn't have helped you more on that
earlier...:(
Is it OK for me to tell others that you have been staying in Sydney to
improve your English?
I mentioned to Oshiro before that Sydney is a great place to go to and
I nearly cried when I left there unreluctantly.
Misha,it's your first day at the army camp!
Promise us that you'll come back home safe and sound to tell us about
your army experience.;)
I've been so lucky to get to know several of you via the groups and
thank you all for sharing your life stories with me!
That's the secret why I chose to be a teacher.I get to know quite a
few people more than others will ever do!;)
Nice day,everyone wherever you are and whatever you do!
Pln
On Jun 14, 8:29 am, Serdar Serdaroğlu <sserdaro...@gmail.com> wrote:
> If you wanna you can go to party with my friend dear (a woman to a man)
> you can be with a young girl when I old darling (a woman to a man)
> you are like a computer because u are so intelligent my dear (a man to a
> woman)
> I hate from your mother (a man to a woman)
> Don't leave me please, I'll give you my all wealth (a man to a woman)
I don't mind if you go to the game....(a woman to a man)
Your girl friend is so good looking....(a man to a woman)
I will wait for you dress up and it doesn´t manner how long it gonna take (a
man to a woman)
You look so fat....(a man to a woman) ( after say that, prepare yourself to
die...LOL)
> I don't mind if you go to the game....(a woman to a man)
> Your girl friend is so good looking....(a man to a woman)
> I will wait for you dress up and it doesn´t manner how long it gonna take (a
> man to a woman)
> You look so fat....(a man to a woman) ( after say that, prepare yourself to
> die...LOL)
> On Tue, Jun 9, 2009 at 8:13 AM, claire <claireletour...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Dear all,
> > Now here's a challenge for you if you're interested,not busy,not lazy
> > or not dreamy.LOL
> > Please name 5 things which you don't usually hear a woman say to a man
> > or vice versa.
> > For example,
> > 'No,thanks.I don't like chocolate.'(a woman to a man)
> > 'I see Brad Pitt has a new film out.Would you like to go to the cinema
> > tonight and see it?'(a man to a woman)
> > I've got the answers from a textbook,but I'll only reveal them after I
> > get some responses from you!;)
On Tue, Jun 30, 2009 at 9:38 AM, claire <claireletour...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Hi Daniel and all,
> But you are still alive and kicking!LOL
> It seems to me that you have suffered quite a few blows from women to
> come up with these feedbacks!LOL
> Cheers,
> Claire
> On Jun 29, 1:24 pm, Daniel Santos <danielsantos1...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Hi everyone,
> > This is a funny topic.....LOL... Let me try....
> > I don't mind if you go to the game....(a woman to a man)
> > Your girl friend is so good looking....(a man to a woman)
> > I will wait for you dress up and it doesn´t manner how long it gonna take
> (a
> > man to a woman)
> > You look so fat....(a man to a woman) ( after say that, prepare yourself
> to
> > die...LOL)
> > On Tue, Jun 9, 2009 at 8:13 AM, claire <claireletour...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
> > > Dear all,
> > > Now here's a challenge for you if you're interested,not busy,not lazy
> > > or not dreamy.LOL
> > > Please name 5 things which you don't usually hear a woman say to a man
> > > or vice versa.
> > > For example,
> > > 'No,thanks.I don't like chocolate.'(a woman to a man)
> > > 'I see Brad Pitt has a new film out.Would you like to go to the cinema
> > > tonight and see it?'(a man to a woman)
> > > I've got the answers from a textbook,but I'll only reveal them after I
> > > get some responses from you!;)
> I was just kidding, of course I don't do this kinda of thing in real I was
> just think how funny it might be...LOL
> but I have a question for you...
> Do you wanna better know me to see if you'll blow me after meet me or not?
> I promise I can be quite a gentleman for you. LOL
> Regards,
> Daniel ;)
> On Tue, Jun 30, 2009 at 9:38 AM, claire <claireletour...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Hi Daniel and all,
> > But you are still alive and kicking!LOL
> > It seems to me that you have suffered quite a few blows from women to
> > come up with these feedbacks!LOL
> > Cheers,
> > Claire
> > On Jun 29, 1:24 pm, Daniel Santos <danielsantos1...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > Hi everyone,
> > > This is a funny topic.....LOL... Let me try....
> > > I don't mind if you go to the game....(a woman to a man)
> > > Your girl friend is so good looking....(a man to a woman)
> > > I will wait for you dress up and it doesn´t manner how long it gonna take
> > (a
> > > man to a woman)
> > > You look so fat....(a man to a woman) ( after say that, prepare yourself
> > to
> > > die...LOL)
> > > On Tue, Jun 9, 2009 at 8:13 AM, claire <claireletour...@gmail.com>
> > wrote:
> > > > Dear all,
> > > > Now here's a challenge for you if you're interested,not busy,not lazy
> > > > or not dreamy.LOL
> > > > Please name 5 things which you don't usually hear a woman say to a man
> > > > or vice versa.
> > > > For example,
> > > > 'No,thanks.I don't like chocolate.'(a woman to a man)
> > > > 'I see Brad Pitt has a new film out.Would you like to go to the cinema
> > > > tonight and see it?'(a man to a woman)
> > > > I've got the answers from a textbook,but I'll only reveal them after I
> > > > get some responses from you!;)
> > > > Thank you in advance and nice day!
> > > > Claire
> > > --
> > > _________________________________
> > > Daniel Santos
> > > George Burns <
> >http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/g/george_burns.html>
> > > - "I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age."-
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